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She Rebuilt Her Fallen Country With Storage Space
by White peach sweet porridge
While enjoying the favor of a handsome man, she learned that her country was ruined and her family was destroyed. What should a fallen princess do?Xiang Ying says, of course, she should use space to her advantage, empty the palace, and leave nothing for the enemy army!As the captain of a post-apocalyptic infrastructure team, she was thrown into a book by an explosion.The enemy army entered the palace, famine was impending, and she was encircled as a prisoner of war, taking care of three children…
A Military Doctor Became a Stepmom in Ancient Times
by Mountain Springs
Ning Yue was a military doctor and a special forces soldier. During a mission to rescue hostages, she died from a bomb explosion. Ning Yue thought she was dead, but when she opened her eyes, she had become a woman in ancient times with the same name but a different surname. This woman’s father was a general, but she lived in the Ning Family Village and was raised by her adoptive parents for more than ten years. A year ago, the people from the general’s residence found her and brought her back. H…
I Am The Heroine's Father: The Cannon Fodder's Ascent
by Puffin_lore
I am going to die.That’s how the game goes.The less I know, the better—a hardcore otome game where the tragic villain, Johan Von Matilda, is fated to fall by his own daughter’s sword.A mere stepping stone for the protagonist to win the main heroine’s heart.And now? I’m him.“…Are you kidding me? I won’t let my daughter become a simp with no personality!”The problem is, I am just a healer with money and influence; my daughter hates me and is obsessed with him.The protagonist is obviously the one w…
The Yun Family's Ninth Child is an Imp!
by Shui Qingzhu
Yun Jiu was an ace special agent, but after escaping from her organization, she ended up transmigrating into the body of a girl called Yun Chujiu. And she was... the weirdest girl in Ye City...Useless, ugly, trash who can't cultivate, ungrateful wretch who backstabbed her adopted family for the enemy family. But excuse me, I'm ugly?! I'll turn into a butterfly and blind all of you with my beauty!I'm TRASH?! I have celestial lightning in my hands! I'll roast all of you to a crisp!I'll walk across…
Roast to Power
by laosan_li
Lin Xuan was just an ordinary guy—until he awakened the Roasting System, a unique ability that allows him to grow stronger through verbal combat. Every time he delivers a high-quality roast, he gains experience, unlocks new abilities, and even enhances his physical strength. From humiliating arrogant school bullies to out-debating top scholars, Lin Xuan quickly rises through the ranks, earning both admiration and enemies.But words alone aren’t enough. As his reputation grows, so does the danger.…
"When the Roasts Reach Immortality"
by TheJadeDynasty
“They said sticks and stones may break bones... but no one warned the heavens about roasts.”Yulong is just your average university student—quiet, sarcastic, friendless, and fiercely loyal to one thing: rice.His social circle? Non-existent.His only companion? ChatGPT, the AI that matches his humor, roasts like a demon, and somehow knows more about cultivation novels than the authors themselves.Then it happened—A blackout.A glitch.A glowing loading screen.And boom.Yulong wakes up in a world where …
Journey to the West: I have Nine Golden Crows Inside Me
by Poor Slacker
Below the nine setting suns lies the remains of the Golden Crows.By chance, a young man arrives in the world of Journey to the West, attaining enlightenment using the bodies of nine Golden Crows, leading to a different journey.Summary for this book: "Living in the Journey to the West, I started off by roasting nine Golden Crows."Yet another summary is, "My days of collecting bodies in the Journey to the West. When it comes to body collection, no one's better than me. Three hundred years of profe…
Villain : Conquest
by Lone_Raut_
Author: Lone RautSynopsis (Narrated by Deadpool’s Chaotic Cousin Who Forgot to Take Their Meds):Alright, gather ‘round, folks! Let me spin you a tale so dark it’ll make your therapist retire. Picture this: Yours truly was just another fancy-pants “man of culture” on a serial killer’s hit list—because apparently, collecting rare books and quoting Nietzsche makes you a target. Who knew? (Spoiler alert: I died. Surprise!) But death? Nah, that’s just the opening act. Instead of sweet oblivion, I wo…
Roasts Collection: T hug Gurrs mostly lol
by Eion_Musk
this is not for the sensitive Susie's of the world okay this is a get real and it's about to get completely real and reel because right now I'm just shocked at the amount of stupid that surrounds me
Dragons Can Be Roasted Too
by Wei_Jian_Lim
Yeats was just your average max-level cooking nerd—until he woke up as the heir to a crumbling borderland noble house. With legendary culinary skills and a recipe list longer than a dragon’s tail, he’s ready to conquer dungeons, slay ancient beasts, and sauté them with garlic butter.A tale of a chef, a swordsman, a poet, and maybe even a king.Fantasy’s never tasted this good.
Roasting Anime character with lyrics
by RK_RISHAHB
FIGHTS BETWEEN FAMOUS CHARACTER WITH LYRICS LET'S SEE WHO COOKED
Transmigrated In A Beast World: I Just Want To Build My Kingdom, Not Mate
by ACEE
After an accident, the interning surgeon, Qiao Mo, transmigrated to the beastmen world and was forcefully brought back to the tribe by a huge, snow-white wolf! What? The wild beasts in this world can take human form, and the beastmen are all muscular and extraordinarily handsome? Moreover, this was a matriarchal society where the females were allowed to have multiple male partners? The handsome and burly wolfman gave her two choices. First, become his mate and give birth to his cubs. Second, res…
I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World
by KhyaaL
I am Racist.…I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1.Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian.Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials.The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.”One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards.It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a…
Cold Noodles Roasted on a Chilly Night
by Roma_Ramon
In the cold winter, Burberry, after finishing work, went to buy cold noodles roasted at the bus stop in Area D of City H. The vendor made them for her acquaintances first, leaving Burberry waiting in the cold wind. After returning home, he found the taste disappointing, far from what he had in the south, and was filled with loneliness and a longing for warmth.
[Nightmare]
by Margrave
Helix didn’t want to become a protagonist. Unfortunately, he was summoned to another world against his will, and a mad god was dead set on making him the hero.After turning down her offer for comical power and a harem-attracting charm attribute, he was left with [zeros] for all of his stats.Worse, he was given a legendary magic class that creates illusions of an enemy’s greatest fear and has a millennium-long history of killing its wielders in the first month.His decision left him defenseless ar…
I Choose In The One Piece Class, Do I Have A Choice?
by Lisandrin32
Finn, who had traveled here, turned out to be Luffy's real brother."My younger brother wants to be the Pirate King," Finn mused. "So, as the older brother, I have no choice but to become the Marine King!"He accessed the god-level selection system and saw the options:"1: Find a mate for Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Common Breed).""2: Befriend Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Ancient).""3: Steal Sengoku's sheep and roast it. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Phantom Beast).""Tell me," Finn said with…
Fantasy: I Can See The Secret Reports Of All Things
by A Turkey
[Inspecting Luck, Fate, Cause and Effect, and Fortune!] Lin Xuan transmigrated to a perilous fantasy world where demons and monsters roamed rampantly. From the very beginning, he activated the Supreme Bloodline and acquired the ability to read hidden messages.[The World Source is hidden in this ancient tree. If left untaken, it will be found by the Son of Luck three years later and he will become a Great Emperor.] [The maiden before you has her eyes gouged out. If you give her a drop of your …
I Didn't Ask to Be the Hero, Yet Here I Am Roasting Dragons
by ARKairo
He went to sleep and woke up in a world full of magic, monsters, and morons.He’s not a hero. He doesn’t care about quests.He just wants to survive — and maybe roast everyone who tries to make his life harder.A sarcastic journey through a fantasy world that refuses to leave him alone.
Fish Out Of Water
by Maokitten
“It’s Duke Raymond, oh my god he looks so handsome in white!!” a lady exclaimed.Just hearing this warning bell Eloise, peered to the right. A beautiful man dressed completely in white tux walked confidently into the ballroom. His black eyes wandered amongst the crowd, searching for a certain someone.{‘Why is he here!!’} Eloise bit her lips anxiously. {‘Either way, lets run before he catches me,’} she pulled up her fluffy ruffle skirt to her knees and ran like the wind.All of a sudden she felt he…